- Why do they play nothing but angry nigger music?
- Why is my towel always half the size of everyone else's?
- Why does the fat lady in the white high-waist knickers have to sit on the bench and spend fifteen minutes slathering her entire body in lotion? I mean, I know it's important to moisturize, but come on - do that at home.
- Why are the 5 lb weights always gone?
- Why is every TV monitor set to the Y&R?
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