There's one thing I've never been able to understand about Canadians: why do you make sandwiches with dry bread? So disgusting. Makes the sandwich so dry and tasteless, not to mention, the contents fall out due to not having anything to stick to. When I ask for butter on the bread, I get stared at as though I have two heads. Even expensive catered sandwiches are served on dry bread.
Furthermore, I was at a very high-end restaurant and they served a variety of breads, rolls, etc. in a basket while we were waiting to order (as you would expect), but instead of offering a plate with butter, they gave us a little dipping bowl of oil, that not only looked gross, but smelled distinctly raunchy. I asked for butter, and was met with baffled glances from my fellow diners, and a peremptory shake of the head from the waiter, who said that they do not serve butter as most diners "prefer a healthier option". I'm sorry, dunking my bread roll into a vat of rancid oil is healthy?
WHAT THE FUCK, CANADA.
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ReplyDeleteusmusmujakin: What? No, seriously ... what?
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