Things Not To Do On Public Transit:
1. Clip your fingernails.
2. Slather cream all over your hands.
3. Hum.
4. Whistle.
5. Mutter verses from a religious text.
6. Reveal the final score of last night's hockey game.
7. Talk loudly about a sensitive business transaction.
8. Adjust your thong.
9. Eat spaghetti.
10. Change your pants.
Inspired by my twice-daily train commute. Believe it or not, I've witnessed every one of the above.
Clip your finger nails...adjust your thong...arghhh, do people have no class any more? (don't answer that :))
ReplyDeleteI have a particular irritation with whistling anywhere that's not outdoors; for some reason I was raised to understand that the only people who whistled indoors were sailors (My husband tells me, in no uncertain terms, how weird this belief is)
ReplyDeleteCat: the "lady" in question clipped her fingernails into her purse.
ReplyDeleteCharlotte: whistling annoys the leprechauns. trufax.